About

What This Is

Retard Stocks is a public notebook for speculative stock ideas, longer memos, and dated snapshots of how I was thinking about a situation at the time.

How to Read It

This site sits somewhere between serious research and obviously questionable judgment. The point is not to sound institutional. The point is to make the setup legible enough that you can see why a trade might work, what the market seems to be missing, and what would prove the whole thing wrong.

Read each post as an argument, not a prophecy. If a note still reads cleanly a month later, it was probably an actual idea. If it only worked for twelve hours of headline flow, it probably belonged in a group chat, not here.

Disclaimer

Everything on this site reflects personal opinion only. Nothing here is investment advice, legal advice, tax advice, accounting advice, or a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold any security.

The material is published for educational and informational purposes. It may be incomplete, may contain mistakes, and may become stale quickly. Readers should do their own research and consult qualified professionals where appropriate.

I may hold positions in securities mentioned on the site. Those positions may change, increase, decrease, or be closed without notice. Publication of a note should not be interpreted as a real-time record of portfolio activity.