Retard Stocks

To make retarded money, pick retarded stocks

Retard Stocks is where I post the trades my brain cooks up at 2am after three Red Bulls and a Wikipedia rabbit hole that somehow connects geopolitics to penny stocks. It is a public notebook for special situations, weird macro spillovers, and names that look stupid right until they stop looking stupid.

Every idea here starts with real research, then gets filtered through reckless position sizing and a willingness to underwrite things most sane people would rather dismiss. Sometimes that means travel names. Sometimes it means broken miners, hotel operators, or whatever security happens to be standing closest to the blast radius.

None of this is financial advice. It is personal research, public speculation, and financial entertainment. Read it accordingly.